anshinwrites:

Tyro and I have about a week and a half to move out or risk having both of us, ah, “removed” from the premises by my lovely father.

I hate to ask for donations (and those of you who have dealt with me and money before know that I really, really dislike taking money), but…

0ssifrage:

boondollar:

thanks google my research paper on f scott fitzgerald is about to get real interesting

oh my god.

SNICKER.

lollirot-trickster:

So I haven’t been really forthcoming with the details around this and I’m not sure why. More than likely it’s my own inability to ask for help, or my pride, or simple the shame I’ve had to deal with from other people let alone on the internet.

I won’t go into details or points fingers, but I…

moxel:

This is Andrews theme for the rest of the night.
Mister Basco is still utterly confused about what is going on.
And he still wears his Rufio costume because thats what he probably wears in his free time.

oh my GOD 

kitten-rage:

fivepips:

Hey everyone, Gemma here (fivepips), and I’m an admin here at theEmergency Blog. I’m going to explain what this is all about.

So basically, this is a blog for emergency information on tumblr. Now when I say emergency I don’t mean if you’re desperate for a livestream link. I mean that if you know someone on tumblr is going to attempt suicide, or has been kicked out of home, or is lost in a foreign place, needs somewhere to stay, has gone missing, or any other various emergencies, you message us here, and we’ll get the message out to people in the right areas to see if they can help.

To do this, we’ll need contacts in various areas around the world. Cecilia and I are only two people, and we can only do so much. So. WE NEED PEOPLE.People willing to help. Message us at either our own tumblr inboxes or at the emergency blog, either way, and tell us your location and availability (ie; whether you are willing to house someone or not [and if so, for how long], if you are online a lot or not, alternative contacts, etc.). Hopefully we will be able to build up a network of people from across the world. THIS IS IMPORTANT.

So, if you are able to help, please contact us, and soon.

Thank you.

Guys even if you aren’t interested in being a contact, can we please signal boost the crap out of this? That would be wonderful thank you. The fact that Gemma is working hard to start this up is super important and necessary.

starkindustriesdefect:

championofpitfalls:

nova-bright:

These five words were the first five words in a fic and I instantly backspaced.

“Your cerulean eyes zealously probe”

NO. Bad. Banned.

I would like to explode every use of cerulean eyes from every piece of written work…

jazzbones:

lovelylifewithme:

Your Digital Flapper Dictionary

• Terms and Useful Phrases
  • That’s bullshit!   -   Thats all wet!
  • I’ve got a shitty date   -   I’ve got a flat tire
  • Don’t be stupid   -   Don’t be sill
  • Move your ass!   -   Get a wiggle!
  • A car you had sex in   -   Struggle Buggy
  • Wasted   -   Spifflicated (from the words spiffy and intoxicated)
  • That Hobo on the corner  -  That Palooka over there
  • Now you’ve got it!   -   Now you’re on the trolly!
  • A Gangsta’s bitch   -   A Moll
  • A slut   -  A Hotsy Totsy
  • I’m Engaged!   -   I’m Handcuffed
  • Beer   -   Giggle Water
  • Legs   -   Gams
  • Rich Person   -   an egg
  • The Commen Jerk   -   A Drugstore Cowboy
  • Don’t be a shit head!   -   Don’t take any wooden nickels!
  • That’s fucking awesome!  -  That’s the Bee’s knees!
  • Honey, I said NO   -   Bank’s Closed, hon
  • Holy Shit!   -   Hot Socks!
  • That’s Great!  -  That’s the Cat’s Pajamas!
  • Classy   -   Swanky
  • I need to get wasted   -   I need to see a man about a dog
  • A woman’s Cigarette   -   A freedom Torch
  • That girl is HOT SHIT   -   That dames got IT

My Homage to an era (the Roaring Twenties) that had no end of wonderful slang, you can add some of your favorites to the list, lets see just how big this Hay Burner (a large object) can get!

HOT SOCKS!

I want to use Spifflicated for the rest of my life 

So first, I was like - Ffff, this is so cool, I’m going to memorize all these and use them constantly.

AND THEN, OF COURSE, I WENT - 

… I’M HAND - OH MY GOD. ‘I’M HANDCUFFED’… FDJSAFIDOSA; 

BECAUSE YOU KNOW GATISS PROBABLY HAS THESE ALL COMMITTED TO MEMORY BECAUSE HE’S GATISS. SO…